The big five shouldn’t go on Xarabank…

May 29, 2008

1 ) Because all the members of Where’s Everybody are part of one of the Labour’s klikkek and have a special interest about who they want as the Labour leader.

2 ) Because the programme is so powerful and the delegates so sheep-like that they will be heavily influenced through the hypodermic needle effect.

3 ) Because Peppi will ask tough questions that will be difficult for the future Labour leader (and hopefully prime minister) to answer.

4 ) Because Xarabank is different from any other programme – it is actually watched.

5 ) Because we wouldn’t want the five people who want to be the new leaders of a horribly disorganised and dying party to have a debate.

6 ) Because we wouldn’t want anything to damage the great reputation of the Labour party.

7 ) Because we wouldn’t want the rest of the population to think that we didn’t choose the best leader.

8 ) Because only the 900 delegates have an interest in who is going to try to be the future leader of our country.

9 ) Because we thought long and hard about it and it makes perfect sense to ask to watch the programme before, or to ask for there not to be an audience, or to ask for the format to be determined by us.

10 ) Because Alfred Sant said so.